As Governor of this great state, it’s my sacred trust to protect our children. That’s why I’ve commissioned this wonderful series of guides that present true facts without the guilt and discomfort associated with other textbooks foisted upon us by “professional” educators.

There’s a reason people say ignorance is bliss. Because it is. My goal is to keep our most precious resource, our children, blissfully ignorant even into adulthood. I hope your family will find these books a very useful tool, just as I do.

— Governor G. Santos