We’re Patriots Like You!
Well, maybe not like you.
I mean, it depends on some things. Are you a democRAT? If so, no offense, but we hope you rot in Satan’s butt-hole for all eternity. Are you not-white, gay, or Jewish? Wait, are you a not-white, gay, Jewish TEACHER???!!! Ugh, who gave you the name of this site?[NOTE: JOHN, I thought we had blockers in place! What the hell?!!]
Anyway, congratulations if you’re a true patriotic American! We’re exactly like you! Well, our board member, Marty, is 35% Italian on his mother’s side. (aka Catholic!) But we try not to hold that against him — though, his mother is a real bitch, trust us.
Letter from the Governor
As Governor of this great state, it’s my sacred trust to protect our children. That’s why I’ve commissioned this wonderful series of guides that present true facts without the guilt and discomfort associated with other textbooks foisted upon us by “professional” educators.
— Governor G. Santos
There’s a reason people say ignorance is bliss. Because it is. My goal is to keep our most precious resource, our children, blissfully ignorant even into adulthood. I hope your family will find these books a very useful tool, just as I do.